Well i donno may be being in the new environment ...or due to jet lag... or due to lack of rest...i got sick for some days after i landed US. Sharing my first hospital experience in US.
Got fever & cold. So went to doc. ayoo...inga doc's kekra kelvikku bathil solrathukulla.... maru jenma edukanum... comedya iruku but they are really very careful. the tests n stuffs are very fast...first we have to get the appointment...[emergency casekku ilannu ninaikren]
Receptionla oru questionere kku ans panninen. oru 10 qs irukkum; athula vera...married...etc intha maathiryaana info kudukanum. Smokig - Y/N Drinking - Y/N adeenga...yaara paathu enna kelvi kekra nee...nonsense...irunthaalum vera vazhi ilaama..elaathukum porumaiya ans panninen..namakenna choose the best ans elaam puthusa enna...infyla nirya tests clear paneerkomla...pazhasa marakkalaiye...then they took me to a room...roomukulla room maathiri ore kathava irukungren..onnum purialai...pattikaataan mittai kada rangekku...paathukitte ponen...apram namma oosi podrathuku oru benchla padupome athumaathiri oru tabel athula ukkaathi vachaanga oru akka. banthava steth elaam maatikittu asaalta irunthaanga. she also started asking the same q's. Kadi aayitomla...irunthaalum...namakku thaan question paper out ayiduche..so theliva ans paneetom [ithula vera...US accent...etho kuthu mathippa adi chu vitten..YES or NO thaane;)] apram kathukulla enathoyao nuzhachainga... onnum purialai... edutha piragu solraanga... ''mmm..good... no feverrr" adangokkamakka... namma oorla thermametera naaku adeela vachu...atha oru otharu othari.. evalo stylea paathu soluvaanga... nonsense... kaathukudayaratha vachu... kaaichal paakraangappa... enna kodumai kodumai ;) Then she askd us to wait for some time,..apram thaan Raj sonnaru that she was not doctor.... adangopuraane... appo ithu doc illaya...ayayao.... ennada ooru ithu... yaaru doc' yaaru compoundernnu onnum purialai.
Raj was explaining me that procedures will be like this only coz americans will sue even for su-su matternnu. oh oh apdiya matternnu naanum waitees paneetu irunthen. Then came THE DON..sorry THE DOC. Same questions REPEATUU... then he was asking me some other questions... aha ahaa.. enna fastu enna fastu... namma thalaivar Rajini kitta training eduthirupaaro? naan anga thaan kalangi poiten... apram en iniya thamizh kudimagan...athaanga en kanavaraagiya Raj kai koduthu i mean Vaai kuduthu kaapaathinaaru. my official spokesperson anniku avar thaan. naan only smiling.... romba nerama etho pesinaaru...then only i undrstd "nothign to worry, i will give u tblts for cold , this may be jus a viral infection" . ithaanga summary..aanlum manusan romba pesitaaru...apaadi mudichuthu...pharmacy vanthu maathra vaangittu veedu vanthu serthukulaa...ammadi aathadi...pothumada saami nnu aayiduchu.
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Ha ha ha.. Ethukey eppadiya??
Once you get your kutty you will know real doctors and nurses >:-)
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